absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
I wish there were birth control emojis
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Randomize
