Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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