I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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