how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
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