Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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