I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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