when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
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