Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
one might say we're banned from that church
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
BRING THE BAGELS
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize