he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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