and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
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