Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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