Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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