suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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