I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
He better not be in your backpack
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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