you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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