Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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