there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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