I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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