My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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