Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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