I want to walk on stilts...naked
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
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