I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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