I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
We left an ass print on the piano.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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