Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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