Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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