Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
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