I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Did you just see the Batmobile???
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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