You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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