I need help removing her.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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