Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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