i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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