But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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