Fuck appropriateness.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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