Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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