i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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