I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Me. At least after what I've been through.
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
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