I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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