Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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