Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Dude, I just rear-ended a cab
Are you drunk?
A little...yes
Run!
Terrible brother advice.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
Success! We fucked roommates!
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