i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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