Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
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