Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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