I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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