Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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