Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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