Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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