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the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
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I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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