I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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