Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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