Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
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