So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
cat food counts as protein by the way
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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