"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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