are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
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