perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
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All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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