I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I just pynch a tree in the face
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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