My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
Randomize
