awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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